Welcome to the transcript of the late, late night talk show Rhodomontados, hosted by that bon vivant and ne'er-do-well raconteur, Feckless Piker and his dipsomaniac sidekick, Oddvark Contremundo. Every week [even more frequently if we can rouse ourselves] Feckless & Oddvark and their special guests will engage in stimulating discussions on a variety of topics, including, but not limited to: politics [this is the one that will terrify our sponsors (employer)], culture, the arts, sports, economics, finance, and current affairs. Like a certain radio show host who purportedly sits before a golden microphone, our intention is primarily to entertain. Unlike that host, the only gold possessed by our heroes Feckless & Oddvark is in the form of the crowns that help them chew their food [their microphone is made of cardboard, wire twisties, and chewing gum]. In the weeks to come, our readers and our creator will become more familiar with the format of the show as it unfolds. Until you tune in again, sit back, relax, enjoy your favorite libations, and count your blessings every day. If that fails, feel free to be as snarky as you want to be. Just try to do it with humor and aplomb, like Feckless & Oddvark.
---this episode of Rhodomontados was brought to you by our sponsors, The Personal Methane Producers Association of the Good Ole U.S. of A. We like to say, "A day without methane is like a day without beenie-weenies."
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